Ballroom Dance Excuses

Last update:5/14/97

Don't want to dance? Don't know how to dance? Just plain anti-social for the evening? Don't want to do certain routines that competitors do?

Then you need these list of excuses from the Ballroom Dancer's Excuse Shirt (image of shirt layout here) derived from the Skydiver's Excuse Shirt:



Dancing is a high risk activity and your analytical brain functions can be seriously impaired or lost as a result of your participation in dancing, parties, and related activities.

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